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Golfhos Ryder Cup
« on: January 15, 2007, 11:51:22 AM » |
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Do we have critical mass for such a thing?
I'd be happy to handle the task of crunching numbers for course handicaps, stroke allocations, and discreetly cheating to have my team win.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 12:02:36 PM » |
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Being that I'm stupid as hell, I'd require further explanation of such a venture before pledging any sort of support.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 12:07:34 PM » |
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Cool idea. Do you mean GolfHos vs. GolfDopes?
Or something internal here?
If so, what would be the demarcation for teams?
East vs. West?
North vs. South?
Cast vs. forged?
Old vs. young?
Libs vs. ..um..ultra libs?
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 12:28:40 PM » |
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Cool idea. Do you mean GolfHos vs. GolfDopes?
Or something internal here?
If so, what would be the demarcation for teams?
East vs. West?
North vs. South?
Cast vs. forged?
Old vs. young?
Libs vs. ..um..ultra libs?
Ryders vs. rydees... if you know what I'm sayin' |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 12:41:30 PM » |
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I think whatever we can do to create more friction and ill will between ourselves should be done as soon as possible.
I mean healthy competition.
Proper hate you guys.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 12:51:21 PM » |
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I'm already feeling more ill will towards TFT, if that's of any benefit.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 12:54:54 PM » |
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I think whatever we can do to create more friction and ill will between ourselves should be done as soon as possible. My arrival here wasn't enough? I propose a complicated, Delay-inspired jerrymandering scheme to form teams. Blader is likely the only person here with the talent and the interest in jerrymandering to pull it off, so we should get him signed up early and then watched closely. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 12:58:09 PM » |
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I propose a complicated, Delay-inspired jerrymandering scheme to form teams. Blader is likely the only person here with the talent and the interest in jerrymandering to pull it off, so we should get him signed up early and then watched closely.
Jerry Mandering is long since dead. Tom Foolery killed him for moving his fence. So there. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 01:05:24 PM » |
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That's because I meant the Seinfeld team formation scheme, not the Garcia scheme.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 01:15:09 PM » |
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That's because I meant the Seinfeld team formation scheme, not the Garcia scheme.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 01:20:13 PM » |
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OK, then I meant it in the Leave It To Beaver context.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 01:24:10 PM » |
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OK, then I meant it in the Leave It To Beaver context.
Krank.
Have you got a Happy Days reference? That at least made it over the pond. If the Fonz said it, it has meaning. Winkler. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 01:31:21 PM » |
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OK, Cherry Mandarin.  That one ought to register with TimeForTeabagger. I'll let you forward it along to him. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 01:52:11 PM » |
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Ahhh, Great Wall of China. There's one I get. Well done.  |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 01:53:19 PM » |
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Bottom line: TFT is on my team. Dude is relentless.
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