Ladies

Why are you so surprised at the stupid stuff us men do? You roll your eyes and think we are idiots. You think we waste time watching football, hanging out on golf forums, lighting cats tails on fire. We men are 10 years old at heart, we act like it, and think we can still do the stuff we could at that age. Let us be and just have 911 already pressed on the cell phone.

And while I'm at it, don't ask us how your hair looks. We are not gay and really don't care. If we were we obviously would not be married to you. Don't ask us how an outfit looks. We will think it's fine, unless you show cleavage or leg (preferably both) then it's better. And no, you are not too fat to wear it. There are bigger women then you wearing less, and they should not be.

Sorry for the rant.

Right after he got off the phone to stroh.

FWIW, I try to not let anything surprise me.  Not to mention I try not to use stereotypes, etc. 

Some other points:
Football isn't always a waste of time.*
Golf forums aren't a waste of time.*
Lighting cat tails on fire.... uh, what type of cat tails?  A kitty cat's tail, or a those pond plant referred to as a cat's tail?  The later would be fun.

*can become a waste of time, if taken too far.


Now one thing that surprised me was when stroh ran his finger down the blade of a paper slicer or whatever it was.  At the same time, seeing that he posted a thread on weaponry and not being around such things, it didn't surprise me. 

Nope, not much surprises me.

I don't even bother asking anymore.
Easier to beg for forgiveness then ask for permission.

Is "on a submarine in the Navy" a euphemism for something?

Don't feel bad, Nat does that to me probably 65 times a day.

I seem to roll my eyes at my husband all the time!!!!!!
It just must be a girl and boy thing!!!!

LOL  Well put.