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Count your blessings
« on: January 31, 2007, 11:51:12 PM »

In an e-mail to my wife, from babycenter.com:

Count your blessings
• The penis of a rhinoceros is 2 feet long.
• The penis of a mosquito is a hundredth of an inch long.
• The praying mantis bites her mate's head off while he impregnates her.
• Elephants are pregnant for two years.
• Many animals give birth to a dozen or more babies at a time.
• Your baby won't be born with hooves.
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Re: Count your blessings
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 12:57:36 PM »

Poor rhinos with those little ones.
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