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i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« on: February 06, 2007, 08:36:39 AM » |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2007, 08:41:26 AM » |
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How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?
I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.
Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2007, 08:50:08 AM » |
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How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?
I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.
Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.
One can assume that he did something to cause the death of the pigeon initially. Therefore, he should be charged with bestiality too. |
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 08:52:34 AM » |
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Oh, that's funny.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 08:53:09 AM » |
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How is it animal cruelty to beat something with a dead pigeon?
I'm thinking desecration of a corpse, tops.
Maybe vandalism if he scratched the car.
One can assume that he did something to cause the death of the pigeon initially. Therefore, he should be charged with bestiality too. Yikes, I don't want you on my jury.   |
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2007, 08:56:31 AM » |
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Probably not a PETA member in good status.
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2007, 10:51:54 AM » |
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"Man who beat car with pigeon while naked gets 1 year in prison"
Erm...
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2007, 11:00:20 AM » |
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My guess is, during that one year in prison, he'll be naked and get his car beat with a pigeon. So to say.
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2007, 11:40:59 AM » |
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My guess is, during that one year in prison, he'll be naked and get his car beat with a pigeon. So to say.
He just needs to let everyone know that he's contracted bird flu. |
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2007, 11:54:08 AM » |
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2007, 12:51:13 PM » |
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Yeah, I'm not too far from where this happen. We got a laugh out of it on the news.
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2007, 01:08:30 PM » |
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Yeah, I'm not too far from where this happen. We got a laugh out of it on the news.
So how did you catch the pigeon? |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2007, 01:10:07 PM » |
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 Well... sorta.
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 01:15:39 PM » |
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Apparently he killed the bird because it threatened to report his actions to the authorities.
He beat the stool pigeon to death.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: i think a golfho'er lives nearby...
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 01:16:17 PM » |
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Apparently he killed the bird because it threatened to report his actions to the authorities.
He beat the stool pigeon to death.
...with a car. |
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