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How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?

 
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How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
« on: February 10, 2007, 11:46:05 AM »

Stumbled upon this (figuratively) and it just struck me as funny:

Developed at the University of Bristol, U.K., the Bristol stool form scale is a recognized, general measure of stool consistency or form. Using this scale, you can help your physician sort out patterns or changes in bowel habit. Remember, this is intended as a general, not exact, measure. Use this guide to complete your diary and worksheet, and share the information with your physician.

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 11:52:27 AM »

I had a perfect type 4 going this morning when it suddenly and somewhat painfully turned to type 6. Huh?  Care to diagnose this for me?
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 11:57:21 AM »

Clive - you're beginning to worry me with these things you "stumble" upon..... Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 12:23:40 PM »

I think I can identify the types, at a push.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 12:25:35 PM »

Clive - you're beginning to worry me with these things you "stumble" upon..... Grin

oh he's definitely stumbled across some stool in his day. Dead Horse
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 12:26:35 PM »

i like to just have one for each day of the week
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Re: How Well Do You Know Your *feces*?
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 12:42:20 PM »



This assignment is now yours!
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 02:14:37 PM »

I had a perfect type 4 going this morning when it suddenly and somewhat painfully turned to type 6. Huh?  Care to diagnose this for me?
In my professional opinion this sounds like a classic case of the beer *feces*s.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 03:40:34 PM »

What's wrong Clive, haven't you been eating enough fibre!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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