twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Motorists and Drivers Licences
« on: February 15, 2007, 04:10:42 PM » |
|
In recent times I've found myself wondering how people are getting their Drivers Licences. Seems that people have no idea about road rules or what the hell they're doing when when they get behind the wheel. I won't go into the various things that people do suffice to say I was almost involved in four accidents on the way to work through no fault of my. Not even a wave to say 'oops sorry I messed up'.... just keep on going totally obvlious. The only theory I can come up with is that Drivers Licences are now available with a McDonalds Happy Meal, where the were previousl found in the bottom of a Cornflakes box.....
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket From: Island of Misfit Toys
Karma: 61 Posts: 4836
Offline
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 04:21:59 PM » |
|
Well....could your problem be that you drive on the wrong side of the road down there?
|
|
|
Logged
|
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
|
|
|
greyduffer
Newbie
Karma: 2 Posts: 42
OfflineI'll be Bach!
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 05:00:40 PM » |
|
In my state you only have to answer 14 questions and if you get half wrong you still pass the test.
Then you get to drive around the block with a DMV employee who checks if you know which end of the car gos forward.
Most people here have no idea what a four way stop is nor do they understand what a continuous lane is.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
worst_golfer_ever
Golf Shirt
Karma: 6 Posts: 408
OfflineMerry Christmas!
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 05:29:27 PM » |
|
OK, I'll bite -- what's a "continuous lane", and what would I do with it?
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
greyduffer
Newbie
Karma: 2 Posts: 42
OfflineI'll be Bach!
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 05:35:50 PM » |
|
OK, I'll bite -- what's a "continuous lane", and what would I do with it?
A continuous lane is where you can make a right turn with out stopping and after around 100 yards merge into traffic. It is very much like a highway merge lane. The problem here is people will stop and wait for traffic to clear before merging with traffic and they are usually in front of me at the time they do this.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket From: The Drawing Room
Karma: 41 Posts: 4571
Offline
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 05:43:47 PM » |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
|
|
|
Clive
Full Metal Jacket
Karma: 77 Posts: 4358
Offline
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 05:44:56 PM » |
|
If the right side of the road is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
worst_golfer_ever
Golf Shirt
Karma: 6 Posts: 408
OfflineMerry Christmas!
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 05:47:55 PM » |
|
OK, I'll bite -- what's a "continuous lane", and what would I do with it?
A continuous lane is where you can make a right turn with out stopping and after around 100 yards merge into traffic. It is very much like a highway merge lane. The problem here is people will stop and wait for traffic to clear before merging with traffic and they are usually in front of me at the time they do this. Ah, cool, I think I've seen a couple of those around here. Usually, though, right-turn only lanes around here are the stop-first type.
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
BobA
Golf Shirt From: Houston
Karma: 3 Posts: 177
OfflineThe Peoples' Champ!
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 07:49:57 PM » |
|
A year or so ago the Texas DPS put my two sons out on the road with DLs and they had never taken a driving test per se. All I had to do was swear that we had completed the 'Parent taught' drivers ed program.
|
|
|
Logged
|
I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. -Mitch Hedberg
|
|
|
E-A-G-L-E!
Rich Corinthian Leather Jacket From: The Land of 10,000+ Slushy Ice Rinks
Karma: 23 Posts: 5095
Offline
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 08:05:45 PM » |
|
It saddened me to hear of one girl who said that drivers education was stupid because it was all about dying. She obviously wasn't "getting" why they spend so much time on being a conscientious driver.
|
|
|
Logged
|
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot
|
|
|
stegerman
Tartan Jacket From: SW Corner of Rock and a Hard Place
Karma: 19 Posts: 1114
Offline"Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that!"
|
|
Re: Motorists and Drivers Licences
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2007, 08:16:41 PM » |
|
It saddened me to hear of one girl who said that drivers education was stupid because it was all about dying. She obviously wasn't "getting" why they spend so much time on being a conscientious driver. Same with AA meetings. All they ever talk about is why they don't drink. Gawd, how boring.
|
|
|
Logged
|
Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
|
|
|