Fuzzy
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2007, 09:28:26 PM » |
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Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer. Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
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campy
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2007, 09:32:41 PM » |
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Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer. Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
No offense, but I think everyone has had that date at least once.  |
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Seamus
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2007, 09:39:51 PM » |
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One date with this chick, remember the elevator scene in fatal attraction,
and then...
...remember the bunny rabbit scene in fatal attraction.
I married the next "sane" woman I met and stayed together for 23 years now.
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Jules
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 09:42:23 PM » |
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One date with this chick, remember the elevator scene in fatal attraction,
and then...
...remember the bunny rabbit scene in fatal attraction.
I married the next "sane" woman I met and stayed together for 23 years now.
Come on, we need more details, than that!!!!!!!!  |
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1puttpar
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2007, 09:45:19 PM » |
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Nice romantic dinner, things going well. My cell phone rings, I excuse myself, take the call. When I return she asks who called. I say, my wife. Crazy beyotch goes all psycho an *feces*. Go figure.
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Seamus
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2007, 09:48:51 PM » |
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One date with this chick, remember the elevator scene in fatal attraction,
and then...
...remember the bunny rabbit scene in fatal attraction.
I married the next "sane" woman I met and stayed together for 23 years now.
Come on, we need more details, than that!!!!!!!! Well the elevator scene pretty much self explanatory. Let's just say the other involved some syrup of ipecac and my dog. I think she really ended up in an asylum. I AM SO GOOD WITH THE FEMININAS!  Seriously, I was afraid to date for a long time after that, found a "normal" woman and the rest is... |
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Jules
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2007, 03:01:50 AM » |
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Torpedo
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2007, 05:24:55 AM » |
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None for me.  What she said.  |
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stroh
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2007, 06:06:00 AM » |
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See other thread. Re: Indictment.
Oh, and I locked my keys in my car on a first date. I was wearing a Members Only jacket, Z Cavaricci jeans, boat shoes, and my mullet was spiked with Dippity-Do. I looked totally awesome cool, so I got away with it.
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2007, 07:41:57 AM » |
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Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer. Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
No offense, but I think everyone has had that date at least once. Between an altercation with the law or 14 quarts of vomit, I would say the vomit is worse. At least in my experience  |
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gleek
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2007, 10:15:58 AM » |
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Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer. Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
No offense, but I think everyone has had that date at least once. Oh, yeah. I remember her. |
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