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That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« on: February 16, 2007, 08:52:26 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.
You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.
Go in peace my children.
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 08:56:11 PM » |
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Standard tax dodge #17. Typical lib.  Congrats to the bro.  |
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 08:56:49 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 09:01:14 PM » |
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Kiss my ring.
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Re: That's "Your Eminence" If you Please
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 09:04:12 PM » |
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You can have that bleached.
In case you were wondering.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 09:20:55 PM » |
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Congrats to your brother!
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 09:24:56 PM » |
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Yes your excellency....  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 09:26:03 PM » |
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btw Congrats to your brother!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 09:51:07 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.
You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.
Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years. I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling. |
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 09:52:53 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.
You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.
Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years. I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling. Ah, a fellow man of the cloth. Peace be upon you brother. |
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 09:54:58 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah? |
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 09:55:35 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). So this evening I became an ordained minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. I am now legally allowed to perform marriage ceremonies, funerals, etc.
You may now refer to me as "your eminence." I will also accept "your holiness," or in more casual conversations, "padre" will be fine.
Go in peace my children.
Heathen...I've been ordained here for about 3 years. I've to do anything with it as yet, I am still waiting for my calling. Ah, a fellow man of the cloth. Peace be upon you brother. Umm Amen  |
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 09:57:19 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah? So I forgot an 'e' Excuuuussee me.  |
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 10:17:10 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah? So I forgot an 'e' Excuuuussee me. Just funnin' with ya, spaceag. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 10:19:02 PM » |
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So my little brother is getting married and he thought it might be kind of cool if I performed the ceremony (note: he hasn't cleared this with his fiance, so it's not likely to happen, but still...). Are same-**** marriages legal in Utah? So I forgot an 'e' Excuuuussee me. Just funnin' with ya, spaceag. I know. Otherwise I wouldn't have dusted off the white suit. |
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