A Philosopher Walks Into a Bar...

 

Know what I mean??
nudge nudge wink wink

Descartes was teh poof?

I thought I had heard every lawyer joke in existence.

A rare bestowment of karma.

[a long one]

A man walks into a bar in Salt Lake City, orders three pints of Guinness, and takes them to a corner booth. He sets the three pints in a row in front of him, takes a sip from one, sets it down, takes a sip from the next, sets it down, and takes a sip from the last. He continues to take one drink from each, in order, until the three pints are gone.

As he gets ready to leave, the bartender catches his attention and says, "pardon me, sir, I couldn't help but notice how you were drinking your pints. If you don't mind my asking, is there a reason?"

The man replies, "I grew up in Ireland with two brothers. As we grew up, and we each went our separate ways, we agreed that every week at precisely this time we'd each go to a bar, order a pint for each of us and drink as though we were still together."

The bartender was touched by this and felt an immediate bond to this gentleman. As the weeks went on, the man became a regular fixture in the bar. The staff grew to like him very much and always looked forward to his weekly visits.

One week the man walks into the bar, takes his usual corner booth, but this time only orders two pints of Guinness. The bar staff assumes the worst has happened to one of his brothers. When the waitress brings his beers to him she says, "I can't tell you how sorry I am that you have lost one of your brothers."

The man looks perplexed for a moment, chuckles, and replies, "Oh no lass, not at all. Both of my brothers are alive and well. The reason I only ordered two pints is that my wife has decided that we are going to be Mormons. That means I can no longer drink, but it surely doesn't mean my brothers can't."

Hey! Don't *feces* on my joke with your knowledge of our stupid laws!

Is there a law that prevents *feces*ting on things, or do you guys look past the kinky stuff?