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Yet another use for duct tape
« on: February 23, 2007, 06:18:45 PM » |
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/T...ronaut.plan.ap/index.htmlIt turns out NASA has detailed, written procedures for dealing with a suicidal or psychotic astronaut in space. The documents, obtained this week by The Associated Press, say the astronaut's crewmates should bind his wrists and ankles with duct tape, tie him down with a bungee cord and inject him with tranquilizers if necessary.
"Talk with the patient while you are restraining him," the instructions say. "Explain what you are doing, and that you are using a restraint to ensure that he is safe."
Restraints. Kinky. 
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 06:33:55 PM » |
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The Navy has been doing this for years. But we did it to the newbies.
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 06:36:50 PM » |
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The Navy has been doing this for years. But we did it to the newbies.
Some Navy boy's, have reputations of doing all sorts of things to newbies!!!!  |
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 06:38:49 PM » |
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The Navy has been doing this for years. But we did it to the newbies.
Some Navy boy's, have reputations of doing all sorts of things to newbies!!!! Pipe down over there or we'll duct tape you to your washing machine.  |
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Jules
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 06:39:54 PM » |
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 06:45:30 PM » |
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 06:47:43 PM » |
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The Navy has been doing this for years. But we did it to the newbies.
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 07:57:20 PM » |
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Like I said before, there is now transparent duct tape. For the discriminating astronaut....
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Re: Yet another use for duct tape
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2007, 04:42:08 PM » |
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Like I said before, there is now transparent duct tape. For the discriminating astronaut....
We have some of that stuff. It works great. Hmm, maybe I should try it on Kev. Then no one could see what I've done to him.  |
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