Happy Birthday Lib

Cheers. 

Happy birthday!

No, no I am not doing that.

Spaceage, Wow! Thanks! I haven’t been on the golfhos all day and I stop in to see this! My wife is in LA until tomorrow morning so I’ve been doing the single dad thing. What kind of woman leaves her husband alone on his birthday? It’s just as well though, since she usually nags me about being on the internets too often, and she even claims that site like golfhos are too influential.

Anyway, I’m just here by myself, chilling, playing online chess, drinking some Knob Creek, reading the Book of John while doing some bong hits with some fine Amish bud, getting even more hungry for some Kobe Sliders, watching Monday Night Raw, wondering about where I should buy coffee, and thinking about how much I miss M*A*S*H.

Anyway, I hope I get something cool for my birthday, maybe some tennis shoes or athletic shoes, but not sneakers because they are gay.

Damn, you're only 36?  For some reason I thought you were much older.  I think it was because of your streak of ###?? straight months of playing golf in NJ.  I had this vision of a grizzled old golfer out there alone on the links in all kinds of weather, part Old Man and the Sea, part Don Quixote.  Now I'm picturing some dude with a goatee/soul patch out there wearing an iPod and hopping back into his Prius when he's done. 


Happy Birthday!
 

You don't usually expect a guy with such unstable karma to make it that far.  I mean, James Dean (spyder not sausage) didn't and I've always likened you to him 'cept for the lazy eye and club foot thing.  NTTAWWT.

So well done really.