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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2007, 02:26:10 PM »

If I didn't use teh internets from home, I wouldn't be here.  (Some of you might actually prefer that.... Wink )
No...but you're getting warm.  Wink
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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2007, 02:47:24 PM »

If I didn't use teh internets from home, I wouldn't be here.  (Some of you might actually prefer that.... Wink )
No...but you're getting warm.  Wink

I spend too much time here?  I'm too much of a pest?

BTW, and completely OT, did you like the pic of the grouse?
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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2007, 03:15:36 PM »

I spend too much time here?  I'm too much of a pest?

Shocked

BTW, and completely OT, did you like the pic of the grouse?

Are you calling Seammie a grouse?   No No
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« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2007, 04:58:27 PM »

If I didn't use teh internets from home, I wouldn't be here.  (Some of you might actually prefer that.... Wink )
No...but you're getting warm.  Wink
I spend too much time here?  I'm too much of a pest?
Nooooooooo...colder...brrrrrrrr

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BTW, and completely OT, did you like the pic of the grouse?
Yes I did, thank you.  Smiley

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Are you calling Seammie a grouse?
I've been called worse by...how does that go?

Sorry for the TJ Clive  Sad
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2007, 05:03:56 PM »

I'm too much of a pest?

Correct. Cheesy
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« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2007, 08:16:38 PM »

I spend too much time here?  I'm too much of a pest?

Shocked

Well, that's what Kev would and did say.

BTW, and completely OT, did you like the pic of the grouse?

Are you calling Seammie a grouse?   No No

No!  I wouldn't do that. *shaking head no*

If I didn't use teh internets from home, I wouldn't be here.  (Some of you might actually prefer that.... Wink )
No...but you're getting warm.  Wink
I spend too much time here?  I'm too much of a pest?
Nooooooooo...colder...brrrrrrrr

I don't spend enough time here?

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Yes I did, thank you.  Smiley
Thumbs Up  I'm glad.  It's one of my favorites from times spent in Hinckley.


Now back on topic, have you thought of any ideas, Clive?  Were the IT guys more reasonable today?
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« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2007, 05:00:40 AM »

There is but one IT guy.  He took Friday off.

They racheted back the level of nannyism.  It seems VP-O had difficulty accessing sites HE wanted, so he called IT dude at home and had him uncheck some of the boxes.

 Rolling Rolling Rolling
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« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2007, 05:52:16 AM »

More ideas until they figure out the error of their ways:

1) I can fax you the posts from golfhos as they get posted.  Better stock up on paper.

2) If you want, I can write a CliveBot that will post on here periodically by generating random posts using some of your more frequent words, Madlib-style (assless chaps, intellectual property, Rule ##-##, etc...)  No one will even notice you're gone.

3) I can make a GolfHos daily podcast that you could download to your iPod every morning featuring the posts from the previous day.  I can read each thread into a microphone and reconstruct conversations posted here using the accents that I imagine for each member.

Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:

Padraig Harrington => Uisce Beatha
Sean Connery => TFT
Russell Crowe => 2iron
Mike Myers => stroh
Olivia Newton John/Nicole Kidman => wishicouldhit
Ben Stiller => spaceage
Brangelina => Askelander
Dakota Fanning => Torpedo




Stegerman is crying. This is just like grade school when I got left off the kick ball team because I was sick that day. Crying
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2007, 06:21:11 AM »

There is but one IT guy.  He took Friday off.

They racheted back the level of nannyism.  It seems VP-O had difficulty accessing sites HE wanted, so he called IT dude at home and had him uncheck some of the boxes.

 Rolling Rolling Rolling

So...........Does this mean your back on?
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« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2007, 07:04:38 AM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers
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« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2007, 07:06:07 AM »



Stegerman is crying. This is just like grade school when I got left off the kick ball team because I was sick that day. Crying


i thought it was because you were the pimply faced nerd who whiffs and falls on his butt on every other attempt to kick it   Huh?   Wink
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« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2007, 07:06:43 AM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers

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« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2007, 07:10:10 AM »

More ideas until they figure out the error of their ways:

Off the top of my head, I'm picturing the following voice impressions:

Russell Crowe => 2iron

LOL thats actually quite funny   Grin
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« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2007, 07:11:14 AM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers

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yeah that would work???.... kinda like activegolf.... without the geighness....
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« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2007, 11:48:59 AM »

So...........Does this mean you're back on?
Well, the site is unblocked right now.  But ... since I'm pretty darn sure they were/are monitoring web usage, I pretty much have to lay off.  Going on as soon as it's unblocked would just reaffirm to them that we're all a bunch of time-wasting slackers.

Plus, it'll likely get banned ad hoc (they're doing that, too), which would piss me off anew.
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