Uisce Beatha
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Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« on: March 22, 2007, 09:08:49 AM » |
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http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_5459078LOL. No wonder the world makes fun of us.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 09:14:48 AM » |
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JDerion
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2007, 09:33:40 AM » |
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How long has the Taliban been in charge out there?
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2007, 09:53:55 AM » |
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2007, 10:26:47 AM » |
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If that doesn't make it past state censors, "burgundy" might be another option for Eurick's Mercedes. Or perhaps not. Burgundy might be doubly offensive, being both a wine region and an alcoholic beverage. Triply. They forgot: it's French. |
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2007, 11:22:28 AM » |
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 That almost read like an article from The Onion.
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stroh
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2007, 11:26:31 AM » |
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I gotta tell ya. That is some of the dumbest *feces* I have ever heard of. |
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stegerman
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2007, 11:40:34 AM » |
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2007, 04:46:02 PM » |
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At least someone is thinking of the children.
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2007, 07:06:03 PM » |
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'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.' Kin A.  I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2007, 07:08:26 AM » |
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'he said the owner will be given the option of picking another region from France less well-known for its wine. The problem: Chianti has been famous for its red wine for nearly 300 years, but it's located in Italy.' Kin A. I hope these guys had the mudflaps and stickers to go with these plates. An upgrade is probably in order anyway. Merlot is so yesterday. Maybe Shiraz. It's a twofer. Axis of Evils of Alcohol. |
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2007, 09:09:10 AM » |
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Salamander
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Re: Why does utah hate 'merlot?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2007, 04:32:10 PM » |
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dude. sad.
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