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Dude!... where's my car? (or 'skip the wax')
« on: April 04, 2007, 08:22:52 PM »
Would you have your car serviced by this man? English mechanic Chris Donald, 38, admits to having **** with cars _ a recognised psychological condition called paraphilia, says The Sun. Donald, from the West Country, has had **** with more than 30 cars, two motorboats and a power-ski in the past 20 years, he says. He has a steady girlfriend.
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Re: Dude!... where's my car? (or 'skip the wax')
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 07:01:17 AM »
30 in 20 years?

Are the sleek ones turning him down or something?

Maybe it's just the old bangers that let him.
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 08:53:49 AM »
And when he's not buggering auto's Donald is the drummer for a well known rock band you may have heard of.

Donald (stage name Roger Taylor) admits that while he's enjoyed being the drummer for Queen, it's the down time that really gets to him, "boredom is a mind killer" says Donald. And confesses to having a fondness for the 1968 Spider, "but in a pinch any late model Ford will do"

The other members of Queen were unavailable for comment.
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 09:29:11 AM »
Seamie, I knew I could count on you.   Thumbs Up
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 01:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Uisce Beatha on April 05, 2007, 09:29:11 AM
Seamie, I knew I could count on you.   Thumbs Up
LMAO!!!!!  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 03:07:12 PM »
Oohhh........I bet Freddie got jealous, that a pretty boy like him preferred cars!!!!! Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Devil Grin
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2007, 01:00:43 AM »
I stopped going to him after he performed fellatio on the exhaust pipe of my 1957 Triumph TR-3.
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