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"defrauding the inkeeper"
« on: April 23, 2007, 10:31:21 AM » |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 10:34:26 AM » |
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Add it to the list. Welcome back... slacker.
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2007, 10:56:16 AM » |
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Wonder if they left a tip for the maid.
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stegerman
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 11:38:47 AM » |
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Well I guess there refusal to pay because they didn't want anyone to find out what they had been doing....well....let's just say, not so much.
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 12:07:31 PM » |
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Two men were arrested early yesterday morning at the Radisson Hotel in Park Square when they couldn’t square the $600 tab for a smut-film bender they’d allegedly been on since checking into their room on Saturday.
yikes! a "smut-film bender"?!! That doesn't sounds good. lol...
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 02:07:20 PM » |
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$600??!? I wouldn't pay that, either -- what a rip-off!
(back of the envelope calculation - checkin Saturday @3pm, arrested Sunday @9am is 18 hours. At ~2hrs/movie, that's 9 movies, make it an even 10 for easy calculations. That's $60/movie!)
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 02:34:33 PM » |
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$600??!? I wouldn't pay that, either -- what a rip-off!
(back of the envelope calculation - checkin Saturday @3pm, arrested Sunday @9am is 18 hours. At ~2hrs/movie, that's 9 movies, make it an even 10 for easy calculations. That's $60/movie!)
I think the $600 includes the room.
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 04:58:43 PM » |
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Ah! OK. That's better. (No, wait, not really. Don't most hotels, particularly the pricey ones, require a credit card when you check in, if not when you make the reservation? This whole thing is sounding fishy.)
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 05:01:45 PM » |
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"In February, a 56-year-old Connecticut man was arrested on charges of assault and battery on a police officer, larceny over $250 and resisting arrest after he allegedly refused to pay a $6,205 bill at the Centerfolds strip club in Chinatown police attributed to multiple lap dances."
Multiple lap dances, you don't say....
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 05:09:55 PM » |
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Why is it "defrauding"? Wouldn't that mean you're making an honest transaction? "I was gonna fraud you by not paying my bill, but I figured that wasn't right, so to make up for it, I will defraud you, by paying in full, with a little extra, for you and the misses."
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 05:10:51 PM » |
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And innkeepers will continue to be deflowered like this until pr0n is liberated and once again free for all Americans.
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2007, 11:48:35 AM » |
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And innkeepers will continue to be deflowered like this until pr0n is liberated and once again free for all Americans.
pröñ 2.0
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Re: "defrauding the inkeeper"
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2007, 12:15:59 PM » |
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Why is it "defrauding"? Wouldn't that mean you're making an honest transaction? "I was gonna fraud you by not paying my bill, but I figured that wasn't right, so to make up for it, I will defraud you, by paying in full, with a little extra, for you and the misses." Maybe he meant "defrocking" the innkeeper.
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