What are you doing at the moment!!

It's Saturday morning here.
Not much planned for today.
I'm trying to decide what I want for breakfast.

Havin' a rum 'n coke.  Waiting for Tracy to bring home the dinner.... oh, and the kids.  Listening to Sweet.  Thinking about what TFT might say if he were here.... and would he be wearing pants.  Enjoying the view of the mountains.... it's a beauty day here today.  Just got done chattin' with Baaab.  Looking forward to a day off on Tuesday with 18 holes of golf and footy on the tele.  Wondering if Clive can exam his testicles while driving a stick.  Gotta mow tomorrow.  Having Jalalpeño potato chips.  Listening to Tom Jones now.  My eyesight is turning to pure *feces*e.  Ireland or Mexico next year.... tough question.... maybe both.  Basking in moral superiority 'cuz I'm a legal immigrant.  Wondering if dystopia's alter ego is as mellow as he his.  Isaac Hayes (not doin' him, just listening.... SHAFT!!!!).  Shaking my head about the names changes.... life is confusing already.  Are stroh's thoughts as disconnected as his posts.... everyone loves a savant.  Percy Sledge... gotta sign off now, I'm getting weepy. 

I would have been wearing pants, then.

I'd say "look a mountain", but I wouldn't break my back over it.

I'm pissed off because I tried to clean the pool today.  The very minute (negative *feces*ting youness) I began emptying it it started to slash it down and flooded *feces*.  The (100 ft or so) pipe to empty it is all cut up and has several leaks so I can't get it to pump all the way to the road to drain.

My parents come tomorrow for a month and they just about live in the pool.  It looks like spaceage's toilet after that week his wife went away, all Creature from the Black Lagoony.

I got the power washer and the gardener type person had taken the hose connector off it just to *fudge* with me (I'm sure) and it warped so it took me 20 minutes of gentle persuasion with a high speed plastic shovel to get it to work.

So I have to try and clean it tomorrow on the same day as they arrive and I already know how that's going to go.

So, I'm already brooding about how crap my day tomorrow will be.

So there.

TFT gets mongo hot for Branson pickle... even when it's not code for Blader's willie.

I get HP sauce, Patak's Lime Pickle, Walker's Crisps, Bisto Gravy etc.  in my care packages.

Sometimes Pot Noodles 

Hello, is anybody out there!!!!!!!!!!
There is now seven users online, and the place is deathly quiet!!!!!

Unreal, what is with the bread over here?

Tastes like layered dog*feces*.

I have teh boreds. Washed my hair, read my book (Girl With A Pearl Earring) and wait for Aske to come back from poker. Might fall asleep in the proceedures. Ate some crackers. The carots had deaded.