stegerman
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Get thee behind me, Troll!
« on: May 24, 2007, 11:44:10 AM » |
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Jules
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 01:34:50 PM » |
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Very interesting. It was a good read.  |
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worst_golfer_ever
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 03:33:27 PM » |
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I say we throw Wesley out the airlock.  But, seriously, I love the idea of disemvowelling. Almost as good as the 'isolation chamber' concept. |
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dystopia
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 03:49:08 PM » |
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trd dsmvwllng sntnc b hnd nd t tk frvr, 'm srprsd th mdrtr n th rtcl wld d tht bfr th tmtd tl ws wrttn. t mght wrk fr shrt Trllpd-stl psts, thgh. * tr**d d*s*mv*w*ll*ng * s*nt*nc* b* h*nd *nd *t t**k f*r*v*r, *'m s*rpr*s*d th* m*d*r*t*r *n th* *rt*cl* w**ld d* th*t b*f*r* th* **t*m*t*d t**l w*s wr*tt*n. *t m*ght w*rk f*r sh*rt Tr*llp*d*-st*l* p*sts, th**gh. - tr--d d-s-mv-w-ll-ng - s-nt-nc- b- h-nd -nd -t t--k f-r-v-r, -'m s-rpr-s-d th- m-d-r-t-r -n th- -rt-cl- w--ld d- th-t b-f-r- th- --t-m-t-d t--l w-s wr-tt-n. -t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. I tried disemvowelling a sentence by hand and it took forever, I'm surprised the moderator in the article would do that before the automated tool was written. It might work for short Trollpedo-style posts, though. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 05:43:16 PM » |
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-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. d-tt- |
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Torpedo
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 09:26:06 PM » |
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-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. d-tt- D--bt -t.  |
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TFT
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 12:33:23 AM » |
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What if you disemvowelled the Morse Code? That's even more or less fun, maybe.
Get right on that, will ya?
Hand the answers in on my desk on your way out, when you come in.
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Torpedo
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 08:47:30 AM » |
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Still think the Miserable users mod is the best for trolls.  When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
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Spanky
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 09:13:46 AM » |
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Still think the Miserable users mod is the best for trolls. When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
Dys must already have that as I experience the first two on an ongoing basis. Damn and I didn't even know I was troll. |
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Torpedo
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 09:19:29 AM » |
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and I didn't even know I was troll.
Well, now you do. |
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Spanky
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 09:24:50 AM » |
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and I didn't even know I was troll.
Well, now you do. just for that I have one thing to say to you The Viqueens sukk! (With me living in Dallas I dare you come back with something that I don't already know, this place is officially Looserville) |
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Torpedo
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 09:30:47 AM » |
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The Viqueens ****!
Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi".  |
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Spanky
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 09:35:43 AM » |
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The Viqueens ****!
N*p*, *dr**n P*t*rs*n s*ys "h*". Troll |
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Torpedo
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 09:38:51 AM » |
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The Viqueens ****!
N*p*, *dr**n P*t*rs*n s*ys "h*". Tr*ll Troll. |
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Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic ... "And Adrian Peterson is loose!" |
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stroh
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Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 12:04:18 PM » |
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Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". LOL  Nice! |
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