Uisce Beatha
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I'm so smooth
« on: May 25, 2007, 07:00:14 PM » |
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So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me:We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She:OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet.  |
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hobbit
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 07:05:15 PM » |
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So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me:We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She:OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. Women are wily - I'd check the credit card upon your return from the round   Just sayin |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 07:06:46 PM » |
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LOL. Yeah, $450 my ass. It'll probably cost me double that. But I don't care.  |
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stegerman
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 07:13:45 PM » |
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So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me:We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She:OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. Too easy. I'm with rick. You are sooooooooo screwed. |
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Seamus
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 07:14:56 PM » |
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gleek
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 07:46:36 PM » |
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So, Monterey first week of July. Dinner conversation this evening: Me:We need to look at the calendar and figure out which day you want me to play Pebble Beach. She:OK. I am easily the most impressive man on the planet. You suck. But I'm impressed. |
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Aske
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 08:08:59 PM » |
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hobbit
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 08:15:51 PM » |
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BTW Mr. Impressive - when are you playing Spyglass?  I usually have my fellow hobbits' back - but if you get to play both.... I'm issuing a contract on your ass |
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spacey
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 08:48:24 PM » |
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Do I hear rumblings of reactivating death squad regiments? At the ready.
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Clive
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 08:58:30 PM » |
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I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though.
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Torpedo
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 09:33:44 PM » |
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Well that was easy. |
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Torpedo
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 09:33:56 PM » |
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Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic ... "And Adrian Peterson is loose!" |
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hobbit
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 09:52:11 PM » |
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I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though.
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stegerman
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2007, 05:53:39 AM » |
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I organized a "Flower Squad" whose members went around sticking flowers into the gun muzzles of the other Death Squads. My guys got killed off pretty quickly, though.
Too slow on the stem, huh? |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: I'm so smooth
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2007, 08:33:18 AM » |
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BTW Mr. Impressive - when are you playing Spyglass? I usually have my fellow hobbits' back - but if you get to play both.... I'm issuing a contract on your ass Nope, a single round of golf while on the summer vacation. Family rule.  And don't you get all Lotho Sackville-Baggins on me. I know people.  |
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