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Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« on: June 26, 2007, 01:43:17 PM » |
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Current standings:
Team TIT -- 12.5
Team Foreskin -- 7.5
(A score of >15 is needed to secure a victory.)
For the final round of battles, we return to match play.
TEAMS:
Player -- Location -- HCP
twoiron -- Australia -- 5.0
Dunk -- Canada -- 8.7
Walfredo -- OK -- 9.4
TFT -- Great Britain -- 12.0 -- Captain
campy -- WY -- 15.0
Uisce Beatha -- Ireland -- 15.8
1puttpar -- CA -- 14.1
Seamus -- WA -- 18.5
BFBoy -- OH -- 22.5
tdcoly -- PA -- 22.0
Salamander -- Greece -- 26.0
wishi -- Australia -- 30.0
Player -- Location -- HCP
Fuzzy -- MN -- 6.4 -- Captain
Aske -- PA -- 10.6
JDerion -- NJ -- 12.9
MFAWG -- WA -- 14.6
stroh -- MN -- 16.0
golfer ray -- OK -- 17.0
Clive -- NC -- 20.3
Spanky -- TX -- 23.1
spaceage -- UT -- 24.0
Please post or email if your handicap has changed from what you see here.
The prevailing wisdom is captains turn in their player sheets for the round (ten matches, players named in playing order), but that ALL PLAYERS try to get out and play nine holes.
Deadline for lineup submission: end of day (Eastern), Sunday, 01JUL2007.
Deadline to turn score in to me: end of day (Eastern again), Wednesday, 25JUL2007. (A little extra time for those who may be on the road for the US holiday AND BECAUSE TFT DROPPED THE BALL ON A ROSTER SUBMISSION.)
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Jules
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 01:48:40 PM » |
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I will be playing tommorrow, lets hope I do better than I did last weekend.
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 01:50:24 PM » |
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Looks like the Foreskins need a little help. Maybe we should draw straws to see who goes over there for the final round (although when *funbags* win that guy still gets to go to the party). Or maybe they should just give us stroh. Either way, it has to help.
Clive, I'll be 15.8 as of July 1st.
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 02:10:04 PM » |
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Looks like the Foreskins need a little help. Maybe we should draw straws to see who goes over there for the final round (although when *funbags* win that guy still gets to go to the party). Or maybe they should just give us stroh. Either way, it has to help.
Clive, I'll be 15.8 as of July 1st.
I'm preparing a kick ass motivational speech to rally the Foreskins. Well, that and I'll promise to buy the booze for our victory party. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 02:13:43 PM » |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 02:18:16 PM » |
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Fuzzy can do that. Odds are he never has to pay up.  TFT buys me drinks all the time. But then I'm his favorite. |
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 02:22:26 PM » |
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Fuzzy can do that. Odds are he never has to pay up. TFT buys me drinks all the time. But then I'm his favorite. Okay UB, tell us what you have to do for TFT to get those free drinks!!!  ..  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 02:25:28 PM » |
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Okay UB, tell us what you have to do for TFT to get those free drinks!!! .. I handle anything to do with his mail box. Safety first. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2007, 02:27:15 PM » |
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So it was you, who bashed him up!!! |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2007, 02:53:00 PM » |
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I'm preparing a kick ass motivational speech to rally the Foreskins.
Well, that and I'll promise to buy the booze for our victory party.
You'll have to adapt it for golf of course. PS. Messrs. Clive and TFT. According to FGI game track I am now at an 18.5, I would feel comfortable with an 18 even. G. |
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Re: Golfhos Ryder Cup, Third/Final Round FORMAT
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 02:55:10 PM » |
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I hate it when you put "youtube" on, because I have diall-up, and I can't get youtube.  |
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 03:08:01 PM » |
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I hate it when you put "youtube" on, because I have diall-up, and I can't get youtube. It doesn't transfer well to the written, you've seen "Animal House" yeah? J Derion: Golfs over, man. TFT dropped the big one.
Fuzzy: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Aske: Germans?
Stroh: Forget it, he's rolling.
Fuzzy: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Fuzzy: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Fuzzy: What the *fudge* happened to the Team Foreskins I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Fuzzy, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. TFT, he's a dead man! 2 Iron, dead! Dunk
Aske: Dead! Fuzzy's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Fuzzy: We're just the guys to do it.
J Derion: Let's do it.
Fuzzy: LET'S DO IT! |
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 03:10:29 PM » |
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2007, 03:11:40 PM » |
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Thanks Seamus, and yes I have definately seen Animal House.
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