twoiron
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Why don't you make like a tree and........
« on: July 10, 2007, 04:06:23 PM » |
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After CCTV footage showed a man entering a US bank with branches and leaves taped to his body, queueing up and then ordering the cashier to fill a bag with money, police were able to make an arrest at his home in Manchester, New Hampshire. His face was clearly identifiable through the foliage.
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stroh
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 04:28:10 PM » |
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My first thought, was what a *fudge*in' idiot, but I will have to give him high marks on style and originality.
If I ever crack, I'm goin' out with a flair like some scheme like that. I like "The 19th Hole" gig, but it's been done, and besides, might as well do something that could earn you a buck.
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dystopia
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 04:51:34 PM » |
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Clive
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 05:06:21 PM » |
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Did he have a stick up?
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stegerman
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 08:00:05 PM » |
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He used to mug people but that market started to dry up so he thought he would branch out.
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 08:48:39 PM » |
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His method of disguise leaves a lot to be desired.
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stroh
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 05:11:32 AM » |
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Apparently he was desperate enough to go out on a limb.
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 06:57:15 AM » |
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 AUSTIN: Not a good time to lose one's head.
VANESSA: Indeed.
AUSTIN: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
VANESSA: Yes.
AUSTIN: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
VANESSA: Shut up.
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stroh
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Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 07:36:45 AM » |
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Gotta love barkin' out puns.
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