Anybody got a spare room?

So the wife had to wait over 4 hours for the tow truck to get to the house. She is not happy.

One phone conversation went like this:

Her: So he is still not here. What should I do?
me: Do you have their number? Maybe you can call them.
Her: All I have is the extended warranty/insurance people number. They called the tow company.
me: Well I guess you should call them.
Her: Well you're no help!
me: What do you want me to do? I'm at work, you want me to come home?
Her: Nevermind..........click

So I know she is not mad at me but as we all know I am the biggest and closest target. I am not looking forward to going home and dog house is still too close.

Whatever floats your boat.  But eros at the expense of amor saddens me.