Look at what this moran over at FGI has.......

Hobbit master plan for scoring free drinks.  The trick is to take judicious sips until roughly #5 or so.  At that point you can blatantly start stealing three out of four beers.  Big *fudge*ers don't have a clue.  LOL.

This goes to the fact that big people think they drink a lot but it's a myth.  Just like they think they have humongo packages but it's only because their junk is further away from the floor.