PaunchyBald
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When you got married......
« on: July 19, 2007, 08:05:06 AM » |
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til now. Do you ever think that when you said 'til death do us part', you were setting a goal?   edited for syntax and spelling. Jeez, I'm dumber 'n a box of rocks. |
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Spartan
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:37:50 AM » |
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More problems than just the golf game?  I've been married 26 years and I still know it's the smartest thing I ever did. |
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 08:41:39 AM » |
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well, knock on wood, but about 154 weeks into it, everything is great and I don't see it changing otherwise
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PaunchyBald
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 09:16:06 AM » |
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More problems than just the golf game? Nah, just the same ol menapause crap. The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count. |
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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stroh
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 09:31:14 AM » |
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If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted.
I'm probably better off married.
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hobbit
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 09:39:48 AM » |
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If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted. Hey - I resemble that remark!   I'm probably better off married.
But you may still be correct  |
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PaunchyBald
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 10:08:33 AM » |
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If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted. Hey - I resemble that remark! I'm probably better off married.
But you may still be correct So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's  . |
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Soon to be your local trash man.
I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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stegerman
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 10:14:51 AM » |
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She's the only reason I haven't killed our kids......of course, if I weren't married I wouldn't have kids....  |
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gleek
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 10:15:59 AM » |
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I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 11:00:39 AM » |
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The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count. and then you have to get down on your hands and knees so she can park that cycle at the end of the day  |
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hobbit
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 11:09:33 AM » |
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So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's . Mostly, yes. If I had kids, I'd have been holding a cup and begging for change at that moment  |
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Dunk
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 11:44:34 AM » |
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Best move I ever made. And who'd have thought that after so many years of marriage, I'd have a "trophy" wife.   |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 12:11:31 PM » |
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So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's . Stiffed by DS'ers? Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. Me? I'm pastoral. It's saved me more than once. |
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 12:16:43 PM » |
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So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's . Stiffed by DS'ers? Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. Not completely stiffed - there were a few, like PB, that offered to contribute - but it was just easier to hand the waitress my card and be done with it (I was in a hurry ) |
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Re: When you got married......
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 12:19:08 PM » |
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So....that's why you wouldn't let me cover half that bill the DS'ers stiffed you with at Sugar Daddy's . Stiffed by DS'ers? Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. Me? I'm pastoral. It's saved me more than once.   I'm sure those critters grazing the pastures have saved a number of marriages where you come from. |
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