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How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« on: November 09, 2006, 01:24:01 PM » |
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So Burzooom is out there on the course all day today while we're stuck at work.  How do you think he plays today?  My predictions: Best 18-hole score: 85 # holes able to get in: 36 Balls lost: 5 Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals  |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 01:54:58 PM » |
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My predictions: Best 18-hole score: 89 # holes able to get in: 41 Balls lost: 11 Post-round rant: slow play/annoying starters-marshals/wildlife was too loud/weird smell around the course  |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 01:55:23 PM » |
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I'll guess he gets 42 holes in, then is chased off by the marshals (leading to the post-round rant).
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 02:05:43 PM » |
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Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals
UPDATED: Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2006, 02:12:02 PM » |
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He will become one with nature, find an inner calm and make his peace with God. Best 18-hole score: 87 (though he'll claim 71 as the best 18 holes of the entire day) # holes able to get in: 41 Balls lost: 2 Post-round rant: Inefficient gas powered golf carts should have been replaced by electic years ago.  |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 02:13:58 PM » |
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Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals
UPDATED: Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney UPDATE #2: Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney The sun I predict the fall of darkness ruins a potential career round. Rage, rage against the dying of the light, Burzooom!  |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2006, 03:00:42 PM » |
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Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals
UPDATED: Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney UPDATE #2: Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney The sun I predict the fall of darkness ruins a potential career round. Rage, rage against the dying of the light, Burzooom! UPDATE #3: Post-round rant: course was jam packed and full of idiots/aholes. |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2006, 03:01:39 PM » |
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hahaha, this thread rules
18: 86
holes: 30
rant: slow play, idiocy, rudeness, overbooking, etc.
balls lost : 4
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2006, 03:02:20 PM » |
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that was from the blue tees.  |
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2006, 08:52:11 AM » |
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 30 holes isn't bad for this time of year.
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Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2006, 11:42:18 AM » |
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30 holes isn't bad for this time of year. Hell, I haven't played in a month. I'd be happy to get 9 holes in.  |
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