Seamus
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 04:37:35 PM » |
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Did you know you can cancel your contract? What on earth? Who has to sign a contract when they buy a vacuum? You do when it's a $2000 dollar vacuum. Wow. Two thousand bux. And she said yes. I need to tell my wife how much I love her tonight. |
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spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: Group W Bench
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 05:48:19 PM » |
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To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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Fuzzy
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 05:51:22 PM » |
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Why is it this sort of story is never about a stripper pole installed in the master bedroom?
friends sister + bedroom + stripper pole... i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. Oddly enough, friend's sister is a former stripper.    |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Aske
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 05:54:12 PM » |
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Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st century. -- Chimpy McFlightsuit, CEO of Bu$hco Industries of 'Merka |
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gleek
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2007, 06:09:00 PM » |
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To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
Make-up ****! |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: Group W Bench
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 07:10:13 PM » |
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JDerion
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 07:13:11 PM » |
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"Two thousand *goshdarn* dollars? It better do a hell of a lot more than mimic a small appliance we already own, and make the air smell good for $2000!"
It does. I bought one last month. I've left that house only once since then, and that was to get some ointment. It's a bargain at twice the price. |
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 07:34:08 PM » |
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Most people, fly in their ointment.
JD, ointment in his fly.
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2007, 08:02:39 PM » |
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Yer *fiddlesticks*ed.
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