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Seamus
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2007, 04:37:35 PM »

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Did you know you can cancel your contract?

What on earth?  Who has to sign a contract when they buy a vacuum? 
You do when it's a $2000 dollar vacuum.

Wow. Two thousand bux. And she said yes. I need to tell my wife how much I love her tonight.
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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2007, 05:48:19 PM »

To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 05:51:22 PM »

Why is it this sort of story is never about a stripper pole installed in the master bedroom?

friends sister + bedroom + stripper pole...

i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Oddly enough, friend's sister is a former stripper.  Holy Sheep

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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2007, 05:54:12 PM »

To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

so now you just need to go spend $2k  on a tv.  Grin  one which has a 15% restocking fee  Devil    Shocked Shocked Shocked Lips Sealed Cheesy
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2007, 06:09:00 PM »

To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Make-up ****!
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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2007, 07:10:13 PM »

To her credit, it was gone when I got home and she kissed me and thanked me for not coming totally unglued over the whole thing. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Make-up ****!
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2007, 07:13:11 PM »

"Two thousand *goshdarn* dollars? It better do a hell of a lot more than mimic a small appliance we already own, and make the air smell good for $2000!"

It does. I bought one last month. I've left that house only once since then, and that was to get some ointment.

It's a bargain at twice the price.
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2007, 07:34:08 PM »

Most people, fly in their ointment.

JD, ointment in his fly.
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Re: I love my wife, but...
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2007, 08:02:39 PM »

Yer *fiddlesticks*ed.
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