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Worst Lyrics Evar!
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 05:18:04 PM » |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 05:26:34 PM » |
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hehe, I'm one of the worst threadjackers here. I should have just threadjacked that other thread. I only feel bad when I TJ a thread I didn't create. |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 05:31:17 PM » |
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How can this not make the list -  "lucky that my lips not only mumble, they spill kisses like a fountain, lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains," Of course, when you add in the visual to any Shakira song, what she's actually singing really doesn't matter a whit.  |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 05:44:00 PM » |
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I think I heard Lennon in an interview once say "don't shoot heroin and write lyrics".
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew jew eyeballs
He want holy rollers
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is
You got to be free
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knees
Hold you in his armchair
You can feel his disease
He roller coaster
He got early warning
He got muddy water
He one Mojo filter
He say one and one and one is three
Got to be good looking
'cause he's so hard to see
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2007, 05:47:12 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2007, 05:51:15 PM » |
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Oh yeah, now I remember which song I heard recently that inspired this thread. Hit me with those laser beams |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2007, 07:37:42 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2007, 07:44:12 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
That's gotta be one of the all-time best lines in rock and roll history, yes?  Clearly, pop culture and I are on different pages these days. I think I'd better take up crocheting and hang out with E-A-G-L-E.  |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2007, 07:54:00 PM » |
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How can this not make the list - "lucky that my lips not only mumble, they spill kisses like a fountain, lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains," Of course, when you add in the visual to any Shakira song, what she's actually singing really doesn't matter a whit. This was actually SOLIDLY in the last top ten list of this nature I saw. Appears to have been pushed out by Avril Lavigne or perhaps The Hoff... |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 08:07:32 PM » |
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surprised no axcx refs
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 08:39:57 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
That's gotta be one of the all-time best lines in rock and roll history, yes? I always thought so...even with the masses/masses thing. I don't know too. Would now be a good time to mention my War Pigs tattoo? |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2007, 10:03:05 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song evar! LOL |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2007, 10:05:15 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song evar! LOL I *goshdarn* love that song. No joke. |
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Re: Worst Lyrics Evar!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2007, 10:15:27 PM » |
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Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs'
"Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses"
It's still happening today.
Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song evar! LOL Debatable Gleekster! http://www.youtube.com/wa...;mode=related&search= |
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