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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2007, 04:28:33 PM » |
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wears pigtails in a Wendy's commercial.
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PaunchyBald
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Offlinethis place is hell on avatars......
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2007, 04:31:01 PM » |
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He also has a penchant for rennaissance festivals..........
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2007, 05:09:40 PM » |
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He was going to the festival to set his evil sights on Stroh and.....
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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PaunchyBald
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Offlinethis place is hell on avatars......
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2007, 07:28:54 PM » |
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said something about speedo's, KY jelly, jumper cables, and an arc welder............
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2007, 09:58:39 PM » |
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That made him thirsty, so he went to the hotel bar and.....
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MP
Vest & Plus Fours From: CA
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2007, 10:55:42 PM » |
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hit on a tran****ual prostitute. Just then, Farss Fagerstromm ...
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 01:37:04 PM » |
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walked through the door with something hard in his pocket.....
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MP
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2007, 01:56:36 PM » |
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The bartender turned to Farss and asked "whatcha got there?" to which Farss replied, "It's my detachable..."
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2007, 02:00:43 PM » |
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star wars's thingie-ma-jig, that made Spacey turn his head and....
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 02:05:18 PM » |
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cough.
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 02:06:58 PM » |
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as Spacey had never seen a star wars thingie-ma-jig in real life and he really wanted to...........
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 04:55:24 PM » |
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touch it, hold it, caress it and do all sorts of nasty little things with it and...
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MP
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 05:10:43 PM » |
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...just as Spacey was about to snatch it out of Farss' Front pocket, Conan O'Brian walked in and yelled ...
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 05:33:19 PM » |
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"nobody *goshdarn* move! Put your wallets in this bag, and YOU, you drop your pants"
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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MP
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 05:38:26 PM » |
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"But I'm not wearing any pants!" exclaimed Aske. "Sal wears the pants in my house."  |
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