Silly Story...

The yelling of No Pants, caught Clive's attention, he immediately........

This made UB feel a little bit funny.......

"Will you please add my on myspace?"  Clive then said ....

tell everybody at golfhos your real......

low life pondscum sucking maggot infested waste of skin birthed on a bucket of sour pig..........

a summary of our little story (yes i have nothing to do in the middle of the day) 

Once upon a time, there lived a golfer who...wouldn't play golf with Seamus, as he was too boring and...he really annoyed the golfer with his funny little habit of...adressing the ball and then having some sort of story or another to tell.  Not that any of them were amusing.  Do tell...said Clive, who was wearing his assless leather pants, which were...were three sizes too small for his legs, but the codpiece was too large by a logarithmic eqation.  Finally he began the backschwing...and pulled a muscle, you know the one...the one the doctor told him he had to look after, if he was going to...father children, molest sheep, or play golf again...Clive decided he needed to speak to somebody, so he rang...the only sheep shearer and molesting expert he was aware of.  One named...I can't remember his name, I think he had red hair and...wears pigtails in a Wendy's commercial...He also has a penchant for rennaissance festivals...He was going to the festival to set his evil sights on Stroh and...said something about sspeedo's, KY jelly, jumper cables, and an arc welder...That made him thirsty, so he went to the hotel bar and...hit on a tran****ual prostitute.  Just then, Farss Fagerstromm ...walked through the door with something hard in his pocket...The bartender turned to Farss and asked "whatcha got there?" to which Farss replied, "It's my detachable...star wars's thingie-ma-jig," that made Spacey turn his head and...cough...as Spacey had never seen a star wars thingie-ma-jig in real life and he really wanted to...touch it, hold it, caress it and do all sorts of nasty little things with it and...just as Spacey was about to snatch it out of Farss' Front pocket, Conan O'Brian walked in and yelled ..."nobody *goshdarn* move! Put your wallets in this bag, and YOU, you drop your pants"..."But I'm not wearing any pants!" exclaimed Aske. "Sal wears the pants in my house." ...The yelling of No Pants, caught Clive's attention, he immediately...dropped the oh so tight assless leather pants that he swore he was only 'testing'...This made UB feel a little bit funny...in the nether regions so he approached Clive with a sparkle in his eye and said..."Will you please add my on myspace?"  Clive then said ...by the assless leather pants I hold in my hand, and by the faux pearl string on my thong I promise to...tell everybody at golfhos your real...GT index is actually 6.5, you sandbaggin son of a ...low life pondscum sucking maggot infested waste of skin birthed on a bucket of sour pig...and before Clive could finish his sentence, Sheriff Jramers walked in and flashed his ...

which was merely a plaque consisting of 2 syringes, 4 vials of steroids, and some previously chewed big league chew...

are you for real, do you........