Jules
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Silly Story...
« on: September 01, 2007, 04:23:53 PM » |
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all replies must be kept to a 15 word or less min. I will start.
Once upon a time, there lived a golfer who.....
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Seamus
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 04:27:53 PM » |
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Died.
The End.
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 04:29:38 PM » |
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wouldn't play golf with Seamus, as he was too boring and.....
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Seamus
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 04:30:46 PM » |
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LOL.
Touche...well played.
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 04:34:43 PM » |
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he really annoyed the golfer with his funny little habit of.......
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 04:53:37 PM » |
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adressing the ball and then having some sort of story or another to tell. Not that any of them were amusing. Do tell.....
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Jules
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2007, 03:23:11 AM » |
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said Clive, who was wearing his assless leather pants, which were............
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2007, 05:33:40 AM » |
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were three sizes too small for his legs, but the codpiece was too large by a logarithmic eqation. Finally he began the backschwing........
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2007, 06:17:21 AM » |
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Died.
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2007, 08:10:27 AM » |
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and pulled a muscle, you know the one..
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2007, 03:52:01 PM » |
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the one the doctor told him he had to look after, if he was going to......
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2007, 04:10:18 PM » |
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father children, molest sheep, or play golf again.......
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2007, 04:11:43 PM » |
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Clive decided he needed to speak to somebody, so he rang....
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2007, 04:21:43 PM » |
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the only sheep shearer and molesting expert he was aware of. One named.........
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Re: Silly Story...
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2007, 04:27:03 PM » |
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I can't remember his name, I think he had red hair and....
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