stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« on: September 08, 2007, 09:11:02 AM » |
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[rant]  I've *fudge*in' had it! I have no idea who this intolerable bitch is, that's taken over my wife the last 2 days. Everything is status quo, and then....boom! The tension is at critical mass, and I've about had it. Gonna go Super Nova if she doesn't get out of whatever *fudge*in' funk she's in.  Who knows what the *fudge* crawled up her ass, but I don't deserve to be treated like *feces*.[/rant] |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2007, 09:15:28 AM » |
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Buy her a loofah. All girls like loofahs. Even the psycho ones.
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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spacey
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 09:32:50 AM » |
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Yup. Loofahs. And candles. And pillows.
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Spanky
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 12:21:49 PM » |
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Why don't you get on here and start sweet talking Jules. That will make you feel better.
On second thought that might cause a Bobbit moment. Belay my last.
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PaunchyBald
Vest & Plus Fours From: SW Ohio
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 01:25:37 PM » |
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Sounds like she got outta bed, got on the menstrual cycle and just ran your ass over. You can always hear it coming, is sounds like, naag nag nag nag nag nag, biiiiitttttccchh (shift)biiiiiiiitttttcch. Prolly lots like merkan maids bike would sound if it could speak!  |
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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gleek
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 01:49:57 PM » |
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Oh *feces*! She drank all your beer again, huh? That *goshdarn* sucks!
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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tdcoly
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 04:15:20 PM » |
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Oh *feces*! She drank all your beer again, huh? That *goshdarn* sucks!
I can't speak for stroh, but nobody but me drinks up all my beer.  |
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campy
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2007, 07:24:34 PM » |
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Oh *feces*! She drank all your beer again, huh? That *goshdarn* sucks!
I can't speak for stroh, but nobody but me drinks up all my beer. Internet tough guys kill me...we all know who drinks the beer in the family. Have another shot of cinnamon schnapps because; NO BEER FOR YOU.  |
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tdcoly
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2007, 08:06:51 PM » |
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Oh *feces*! She drank all your beer again, huh? That *goshdarn* sucks!
I can't speak for stroh, but nobody but me drinks up all my beer. Internet tough guys kill me...we all know who drinks the beer in the family. Have another shot of cinnamon schnapps because; NO BEER FOR YOU. No, really, I'm the only beer drinker in the house. Unless you want to count that flavored malt-beverage crap.  |
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Fuzzy
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Re: Holy *fudge*in' P.M.S.!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2007, 11:18:12 AM » |
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[rant] I've *fudge*in' had it! I have no idea who this intolerable bitch is, that's taken over my wife the last 2 days. Everything is status quo, and then....boom! The tension is at critical mass, and I've about had it. Gonna go Super Nova if she doesn't get out of whatever *fudge*in' funk she's in. Who knows what the *fudge* crawled up her ass, but I don't deserve to be treated like *feces*.[/rant]  |
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