stroh
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 09:52:27 PM » |
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spacey ate durian
I said I hate baklava
I made the thread jacked.
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Blader
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2007, 06:32:47 AM » |
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I like to go to greek restaurants and festivals. Mrs Blader thinks its for the baklava, and never fails to 'stuff a little in my stocking' every once in a while. In truth, I go to see the greek women |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2007, 07:22:42 AM » |
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Nothing is hotter than a Greek woman wearing a baklava. Or eating a balaclava. Or baking a tuque. Or something.
BTW, the composite in that link is about as beautiful a woman as I've ever seen. Of course I'm very much turned on by fake, internet women.
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Walfredo
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2007, 07:41:40 AM » |
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I friend of mine growing up would always have that *feces* with him. I have tried it and agree it is some nasty *feces*. I live right next to Chinatown and there is this really nice grocery store with all kinds of :airquotes:exotic  food from all over the world. |
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I am, I am the stallion, mang.
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Blader
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2007, 07:44:35 AM » |
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I suppose I've developed a quirky fantasy, of smearing then eating some freshly baked baklava all over a composite greek godess.
But I wouldn't let her wear her balaclava. Greek women should never be allowed to even possess a balaclava.
No way.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2007, 07:47:40 AM » |
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But I wouldn't let her wear her balaclava. Greek women should never be allowed to even possess a balaclava.
How are they supposed to get away with blowing up Turkish Cypriots? |
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worst_golfer_ever
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2007, 01:32:53 PM » |
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southernfood.about.com has a recipe for baklava - that officially removes any "exotic" status: http://southernfood.about...owniesbars/r/bl30206n.htmAnd, I agree - baklava rocks. (And also that the composite Greek woman is absolutely gorgeous -- but then again, she's a composite of a couple dozen gorgeous women, so why wouldn't she be?) Durian is OK. It kind of tastes like overripe banana, if you ignore the smell. I think I'll just stick to bananas, though, myself.  |
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spacey
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2007, 01:35:50 PM » |
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It kind of tastes like overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk, particularly if you're still burping it up 4 hours later, assuming you even can ignore the smell.
Fixed it. |
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gleek
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Re: Vile fruit
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2007, 01:40:59 PM » |
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It kind of tastes like overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk, particularly if you're still burping it up 4 hours later, assuming you even can ignore the smell.
Fixed it. What a coincidence! The guy depicted in your avatar looks like his face was smeared with an overripe banana smashed through a sewage soaked dirty gym sock and then sprayed by a skunk. Or maybe he just ate some durian. |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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