What a waste of good sausage!

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two **** toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages....
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