They Do Exist!

You'd actually be amazed at how much they proselyte around here. To their credit, the entire 6 years I've lived in Bountiful, I've only had one visit from them in which I politely told them I'm not interested. Since then, I've been left alone, even though I see them in the neighborhood on a regular basis.

I suspect SLC is probably one of the worst possible missions to be assigned. It tends to be a "with us or against us" scenario (on both sides) around here.