No time like the present, I suppose. This list is general and in no way all-encompassing. No offense intended to the other HD riders here of whom I am aware. As with all things, there are exceptions.
1) If you are inclined to wave at other riders, and he/she is on two wheels, wave. Who cares what brand he/she chooses to ride? And lose the sneer when you say "metric."
2) Less than 80ci and/or 700lbs does
not make it a chick bike.
3) Not every ensemble needs to include a piece of clothing or accessory with a bar and shield on it. And $35 is too much for a t-shirt,I don't care what's printed on the back of it.
4) Those in adequate protective gear are not posers/pansies, they are smart.
5) No, not everyone would choose to ride a Harley if they could, nor are those who intentionally choose other brands over Harleys intellectually lacking because of it.
6) Loud pipes do
not save lives. My factory pipes are just fine, thanks.
7) Unless you're riding an antique Pan/Shovelhead that is struggling to stay idling because you can't find a decent mechanic to tune it, there is no reason to rev your engine over and over at the red light.
You're not John and Ponch, stagger yourselves.
9) 20 bikes is too many to be a single group. Split up.
10) Riding a Harley does not mean you are scary or tough. Quit being a *8==>*.