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Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« on: November 27, 2007, 03:24:13 PM » |
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I'm going to risk the potential bannination for posting this... Colostomy reversal botched, suit says http://www.delawareonline.../NEWS/711270347/1006/NEWS A surgery meant to reverse a colostomy on a Dover man went horribly wrong last year, resulting in fecal mater being discharged from his penis and urine passing through his colon, according to a lawsuit filed in Superior Court.
During the procedure, the suit alleges doctors at Kent General Hospital improperly stapled the colon to the bladder instead of the rectal stump. This left the patient with diarrhea, as well as gas and liquid stool passing from his penis. (more...)
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 03:25:03 PM » |
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Holy crap dude!
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 03:31:36 PM » |
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smite -1 for posting an article that uses the phrase "rectal stump".
karma +1 for posting an article that uses the phrase "rectal stump".
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2007, 03:31:49 PM » |
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If they'd stapled it to his larynx instead, you'd just have a clone of *** personal attack deleted ***
< Message edited by Persimmon -- 11/27/07 6:33:45 PM >
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2007, 03:34:12 PM » |
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LOL +1
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stroh
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2007, 03:35:36 PM » |
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I dunno. Seems like a time saver to me.
Works for birds.
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2007, 03:52:07 PM » |
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For hither not, I am the stallion. Come fear, come love, I am the stallion. You know that I am the stallion, mang. I am, I am the stallion, mang. You know that I am the stallion, mang. I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 03:57:15 PM » |
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So Paul Bunyan pisses out of his ass? Who knew?
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2007, 05:26:41 PM » |
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Stand.....or sit?
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"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 05:43:13 PM » |
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OMG that is so *fudge*ed up.
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2007, 05:51:46 PM » |
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I see your disgusting male plumbing and raise you a case of filthy female plumbing BACKGROUND: Circular anastomotic staplers have been used in colorectal surgery for several years with low complication rates. We report here an extremely rare case of direct colovaginal anastomosis and rectovaginal fistula occurred by using a 31 end-to-end anastomosis stapler after reversal of Hartmann's Procedure. STUDY DESIGN: A 33-year-old woman with complaint of rectal bleeding had undergone low anterior resection and end colostomy for rectal adenocarcinoma in 1995. In spite of making recommendation for colostomy closure, she had postponed the operation until 2003 due to afraid of incontinence. After reversal of Hartmann's procedure achieved by using circular stapler and diverting ileostomy, she developed complaints of vaginal gas and minimal vaginal fecal discharge. RESULT: Endoscopic examination and imaging methods revealed a rectovaginal fistula with a blind Hartmann's pouch. After a certain verification of complexity of the case, a reoperation which comprises true intestinal anastomosis and repair of fistula was performed. Postoperative period was uneventful except an incisional infection, and ileostomy was closed subsequently. CONCLUSION: A rectovaginal fistula, though encountered rarely, must be taken into account in cases with suspicious complaints after using circular stapler for pelvic intestinal anastomosis. Careful placement of stapler in accurate direction has a great importance to avoid stapling related complications
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2007, 06:00:54 PM » |
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No mas!
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2007, 06:08:21 PM » |
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"Oh My!"
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2007, 06:09:22 PM » |
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I'm so sorry I opened this...
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Re: Paul Bunyan Surrenders [NSFAnyone]
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2007, 06:39:21 PM » |
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I know I am dumb at times but I really wish I was dumber then dumb after reading Blader's post. I unfortunately understand enough of it.
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