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So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« on: December 12, 2007, 04:51:05 AM »

....and the bartender/waiter calls me dude. "Dude can I get you another beer?"

My two work colleagues both got called sir..

WTF Huh? Shocked
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 05:53:20 AM »

Dood trumps sir.

He thinks you're alright and your colleagues are up-tight arseholes.

Or he wants to bugger you.  Did you give him "the signal" by chance?
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 06:05:34 AM »

That is strange.  Isn't he supposed to say mate?
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 06:24:25 AM »

Or "my precious"?
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 09:19:39 AM »

Dude versus Sir.

You win.
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 09:20:52 AM »

Dood trumps sir.

He thinks you're alright and your colleagues are up-tight arseholes.

Or he wants to bugger you.  Did you give him "the signal" by chance?


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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 09:28:58 AM »

Perhaps that device you had with you isn't GPS
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2007, 01:42:58 PM »

Do people say "dude" in Australia?  I thought it was a US-only thing.
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 02:33:11 PM »

Do people say "dude" in Australia?  I thought it was a US-only thing.

Most often "Dude" is used by under 30's who grew up on a diet of American TV.
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Re: So I'm in the Hotel Bar/restaurant last night
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 04:44:49 PM »

dude, lets throw some shrimp on the barrrrrbeeeeeeeee
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