2008 PGA Tour Questions

How many majors will Tiger win?  One: US Open.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes -- at least one major and at least five tournament wins overall.

Will Annika bounce back?  No.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds wins at least two tournaments; Adam Scott and Baddeley threaten in majors but come up dry.

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  Robertbartsch.

How many majors will Tiger win?  Two

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Unclear but I think it will be more of the same from Phil

Will Annika bounce back? I don't think she'll ever get back to where she was but will still be a force

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? My wife will continue to ogle Villegas

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  Yes

How many majors will Tiger win? Three

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Mickelson will always pay dividends.

Will Annika bounce back? Not straight back to number one.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Yes, that is what they all want to do.

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance Don't know, that will be interesting.

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How many majors will Tiger win?  None.  He will concede to Elin's wishes and stay home as a house father while she goes back to modeling.  Tiger will also pick up a little extra cash watching Phil's kids while he and his wife are traveling the circuit.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes, big time!  They will tie the knot at an understated civil ceremony in Vermont, adopt Jamie Spears's baby, and retire to run a bed and breakfast in SOHO.

Will Annika bounce back?  Unquestionably, but it will not be in golf.  She will find a new passion as a star on the Cooking Channel, hosting a show called, "Swedish Cuisine - Secrets of the Ikea Kitchen", and she will champion the cause that Sweden is known for something other than furniture with funny names.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds will win the Masters, but a bad taste will be left in everyone's mouth when he refuses to don the green jacket because of his newly signed contract with The Gap, which states that he has to wear "cool clothes, like, you know, all the time." 

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  It will finally come out that Tim Herron is not just "big boned", but that his physique is the result of steroid experimentation gone awry.  He will claim that his positive test was the result of, "a buffet that I used to go to called the Hungry Heffer", which he will allege is serving "chunks of beef as big as your head and full of growth hormones."