stroh
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Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« on: January 03, 2008, 05:34:06 AM » |
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Them crablegs! They don't be growin' on trees. Another you're fat! Pay more, or you're banned from the buffet casualty. .........adding that a waitress told him he looked like he a had a "baby in the belly." Uh-oh........ Back back back back back.......... The police report states, "The incident was settled when the management advised that the bill was a mistake and, to appease Ricky, the meal was complimentary." And it's outta here! We'll see ya tomorrow night! Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back. |
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birdymaker
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 05:41:04 AM » |
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when we go to the local buffet it's amazing the gluttony fest goin on.  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Aske
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 05:42:41 AM » |
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Yarr, that tis no mere man; tis a remorseless eatin machine.
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PaunchyBald
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 06:04:42 AM » |
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I try to avoid the 'pig troughs' and the 'chinese pig troughs'. The prices are a bit higher than ordering by menu at a non-buffet restuarant, and one seemingly feels obligated to eat more than one normally would because of the price. Now if there were a beer buffet.........................................    |
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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birdymaker
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 06:13:33 AM » |
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i usually "pig out" on seafood at the buffets. at least it seems healthy.  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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stroh
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 06:16:43 AM » |
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i usually "pig out" on seafood at the buffets. at least it seems healthy. Same here. I'm all about the srhimps. They lose money on me too. |
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 07:23:37 AM » |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 07:34:42 AM » |
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stroh
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 07:37:57 AM » |
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LOL. I was goin' for the 25 bucks. |
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dystopia
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 01:06:01 PM » |
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I used to love buffets in my teens and twenties. Not so much anymore. I'm a little repulsed at the gorging I used to do just for the fun of it.
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twoiron
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 01:15:54 PM » |
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"...is this the man who ruined the buffett at the Harrow Club..."  |
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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stroh
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 02:28:28 PM » |
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He may wanna have hisself checked out.
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twoiron
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Re: Yarrr! Ye Be Banned From The Frying Dutchman!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 02:40:45 PM » |
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"...before things start falling off on a man.."
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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