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That's gonna hurt
« on: January 06, 2008, 05:59:48 PM » |
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A daring flamethrower competition among pröñ stars at an erotic fair in Austria ended with one man scorching his manhood until it resembled a "burned sausage". Ralf Dormann, 49, suffered second-degree burns over most of his body when it was his turn to be toasted in the flames.
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 06:30:39 PM » |
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Jules
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 07:22:30 PM » |
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Knowing those crazy Austrians at the erotic fair it probably.................
Hurt So Good.........
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 08:21:26 PM » |
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I'd have thought those type folk would have had a lot of lubricant type stuff slathered on down there, which you'd think would offer a modicum of protection. Somebody should come up with a product, you know, if this is going to be an annual event type thing. I think the taxpayers are going to have a fit if these chaps have to go on the dole because of burnt wieners. I wonder if they have those things insured against things like this. Their equipment is their livelihood after all.
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 08:28:30 PM » |
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I predict a serial (s)lathering thread. With Austrian subtitles and a John Cougar Mellencamp keynote.
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twoiron
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 08:53:30 PM » |
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I'd have thought those type folk would have had a lot of lubricant type stuff slathered on down there, which you'd think would offer a modicum of protection. Somebody should come up with a product, you know, if this is going to be an annual event type thing. I think the taxpayers are going to have a fit if these chaps have to go on the dole because of burnt wieners. I wonder if they have those things insured against things like this. Their equipment is their livelihood after all.
You're raised two relevant points here. Whislt not having any experience in the "Adult Entertainment Industry", I would suspect that some, if not all "lubricants" possibly may have some degree of flammability about them. Your second point about Insurance raises an interesting point. From an Insurance perspective anything can be done. To what extent though do you insure a person's "equipment"? Do you insure for Fire and Perils?, Business Interruption and Consequential Loss?, Accidental Damage?, what about Public Liability?. The inuendos are endless.  |
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 08:58:26 PM » |
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You're raised two relevant points here. Whislt not having any experience in the "Adult Entertainment Industry", I would suspect that some, if not all "lubricants" possibly may have some degree of flammability about them. Your second point about Insurance raises an interesting point. From an Insurance perspective anything can be done. To what extent though do you insure a person's "equipment"? Do you insure for Fire and Perils?, Business Interruption and Consequential Loss?, Accidental Damage?, what about Public Liability?. Well twoiron you are the insurance expert here .....You tell us.  |
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 09:00:08 PM » |
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I'd have thought those type folk would have had a lot of lubricant type stuff slathered on down there, which you'd think would offer a modicum of protection. Somebody should come up with a product, you know, if this is going to be an annual event type thing. I think the taxpayers are going to have a fit if these chaps have to go on the dole because of burnt wieners. I wonder if they have those things insured against things like this. Their equipment is their livelihood after all.
You're raised two relevant points here. Whislt not having any experience in the "Adult Entertainment Industry", I would suspect that some, if not all "lubricants" possibly may have some degree of flammability about them. Your second point about Insurance raises an interesting point. From an Insurance perspective anything can be done. To what extent though do you insure a person's "equipment"? Do you insure for Fire and Perils?, Business Interruption and Consequential Loss?, Accidental Damage?, what about Public Liability?. The inuendos are endless. Whatever the case, there's probably an extra premium for the rider. |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: That's gonna hurt
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2008, 04:33:06 AM » |
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I'd have thought those type folk would have had a lot of lubricant type stuff slathered on down there, which you'd think would offer a modicum of protection. Somebody should come up with a product, you know, if this is going to be an annual event type thing. I think the taxpayers are going to have a fit if these chaps have to go on the dole because of burnt wieners. I wonder if they have those things insured against things like this. Their equipment is their livelihood after all.
You're raised two relevant points here. Whislt not having any experience in the "Adult Entertainment Industry", I would suspect that some, if not all "lubricants" possibly may have some degree of flammability about them. Your second point about Insurance raises an interesting point. From an Insurance perspective anything can be done. To what extent though do you insure a person's "equipment"? Do you insure for Fire and Perils?, Business Interruption and Consequential Loss?, Accidental Damage?, what about Public Liability?. The inuendos are endless. Whatever the case, there's probably an extra premium for the rider. Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!  +1 on the way |
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