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Moron [sic] Arrested
« on: January 09, 2008, 02:16:01 PM » |
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Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House http://www.myfoxdfw.com/m...ode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.
Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 02:17:28 PM » |
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Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House http://www.myfoxdfw.com/m...ode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.
Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 03:36:25 PM » |
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'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 03:38:22 PM » |
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'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 03:42:33 PM » |
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'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 03:56:59 PM » |
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 03:57:48 PM » |
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I can't find the thread, but there were pictures.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 09:19:06 PM » |
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I believe it's pronounced maroon.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 11:21:44 PM » |
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My wife just told me about a friend of ours. Someone hit the gas instead of the brake, and ended up driving through their garage and into their living room. It happened in Dallas.....Georgia.....
I thought this was the story!! What a maroon I am.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 09:17:31 AM » |
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I believe it's pronounced maroon.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 09:40:29 AM » |
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'Sides that, he's not here to defend himself.
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Re: Moron [sic] Arrested
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2008, 01:47:33 PM » |
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I believe it's pronounced maroon.
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