interesting article. not sure what to make of it.

Clive has set of testicles just sitting on the mantle.

And my own rest comfortably in a velvet-lined box in my wife's dresser, right where she put them on our wedding day.

If anyone is desperate, I hear you can borrow penises in Canada.  Contact spuzz for details.

To stir one's rum and coke?

UB, has Spuzz moved into your territory.

Or, has he been mowing your lawn.

Vampires!  I heard that it can be used as a compass.  If spuzz's pen!s catches a stiff Arctic breeze, it will point Nort.

Other rumours floating out there (haven't checked snopes):

- The PCS is in talks with spuzz's penïs to use it as a club shaft flex standard, not unlike the old meter platinum bar in France.  Basically, you show a picture to spuzz, and (using a 7" clamp) twang the wang, then measure the resulting CPMs.

Early Candidates:
L flex - Bea Arthur
A flex - Rachel Ray
R flex - Maggie Gyllenhaal
S flex - Suicide Girls
X flex - Jessica Alba


- spuzz's pen|s writes long, rambling letters to the editor at the The Globe and Mail under the nom de plume "Flaccid in Lake Placid."



- If spuzz's pen}s sees its shadow, we're in for six more weeks of a bear market.

Agreed.


LMAO, btw.