goodbye ice cap, it was nice knowing ya [Politics/Religion]

These are the same people who used to call Pluto a planet, so it's not exactly like it is easy to be confident in their assertions......on the other hand, Jesus hasn't changed a lick in 2000 years.

They think of us as a passe, archaic institution. People find the Bible obtuse... even hokey. Now in an effort to disprove all that the church has appointed this year as a time of renewal... both of faith and of style. For example, the crucifix. While it has been a time honored symbol of our faith, Holy Mother Church has decided to retire this highly recognizable, yet wholly depressing image of our Lord crucified. Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies... He came to help us out. He was a booster. And it is with that take on our Lord in mind that we've come up with a new, more inspiring sigil. So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW. " campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ...

What's your "point"?

He might move around a lot, but it's obvious where he's from originally. You can take a finger pointer out of Minnesota, but you can't take Minnesota out of a finger pointer.

youd think he'd have helped the vikes win a few big games by now then, dontcha ?

Tuaolo, a Samoan born in Hawai with eight siblings, played defensive tackle for five teams in his nine years, spending the longest time with the Minnesota Vikings.