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Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« on: February 07, 2008, 03:35:51 PM » |
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So I'm sitting at my desk working and I look out the window just in time to see a car barreling full throttle right towards me. Right before it hit my window it got hung up on a large bush outside the building and the drive wheels came off the ground, still spinning. Apparently the driver went into a seizure. It took the paramedics 15 minutes just to get his fingers pried from the steering wheel.
I think I might need a new chair as the one I have is probably a bit soiled. Weird, wild stuff.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 03:40:49 PM » |
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Was it Charlton Heston?
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Spanky
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2008, 03:42:27 PM » |
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Spanky
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2008, 03:43:02 PM » |
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Seriously glad everyone is OK.
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Aske
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2008, 03:44:43 PM » |
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2008, 04:06:16 PM » |
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I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
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twoiron
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 04:26:54 PM » |
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I reckon this bloke might need it more...  |
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stroh
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 04:49:23 PM » |
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You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your managed care?
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 05:29:09 PM » |
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You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your mis-managed care?
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2008, 05:48:14 PM » |
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Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore brown slacks to work today.  |
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2008, 06:16:12 PM » |
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Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today.  |
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 06:29:07 PM » |
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Aske
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 06:30:17 PM » |
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LMAO @ the chaps
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 07:37:04 PM » |
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Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today. plus   |
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Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 07:58:46 AM » |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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