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I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« on: February 21, 2008, 06:16:43 PM » |
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Here's an interesting sceanrio for the gents: So you're having a smoke outside your office with the incredibly hot south african chick who works in your building and she says: "I'm really looking forward to going home and having a long hot bubble bath with a bottle of champagne and a glass......" After what seemed like eons the best I could come up with was: "Cool,.... I often have trouble trying to fit into a bath so I don't use it very much..." To which she replied: "I can imagine, you'd easily fit in mine though...."  What do you say to that??  |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 06:30:09 PM » |
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You apparently missed the moment. so....
jerk store!
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 06:35:51 PM » |
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If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,............................. Put on your  |
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twoiron
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 06:46:54 PM » |
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If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,............................. Put on your Don't I know it.... if I wasn't married I'd Peter Falk her in to the middle of next week On another occasion she mentioned that her bed was really soft... |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 07:22:00 PM » |
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Are you an extremely large man? Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub?  |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 07:24:00 PM » |
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If you're not married and failed to mention that you would like the opportunity to try it on for size,............................. Put on your Don't I know it.... if I wasn't married I'd Peter Falk her in to the middle of next week On another occasion she mentioned that her bed was really soft... by the way, what's her seeing-eye dog's name |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2008, 07:24:37 PM » |
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Are you an extremely large man? Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub? my thoughts exactly. lol  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2008, 07:27:51 PM » |
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by the way, what's her seeing-eye dog's name
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
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twoiron
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2008, 07:30:06 PM » |
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Are you an extremely large man? Or perhaps you have an extremely small tub? No... taller rather than wide  |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2008, 07:47:14 PM » |
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Seems to me like you're doing just fine without any of our advice.
And if you do want any advice, I'd suggest that master of seduction, Blader.
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twoiron
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2008, 08:13:43 PM » |
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jerk store!
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2008, 08:37:18 PM » |
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the kramer episode was just on here
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2008, 06:07:09 PM » |
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At least it prove you haven't lost your touch "young man" With smooth moves like that, he's going to be practicing that "touch" a good while longer. |
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Re: I was speechless.... totally without speech...
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