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PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« on: February 25, 2008, 06:22:04 PM » |
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Lord, why do you spite me so!! Bumped into bubble bath champagne girl whilst having a smoke. After the "Hi, how are you stuff" she drops the following: Her: "I see you had a shave...?" (I shaved my head last night) Me: "Yeah, I prefer it that way" Her: "So did I, I prefer it that way, and I'm sure you would too...."  WTF!!, who says that to someone? So I'm going to quit smoking so I don't have to go through this each time I have a smoke. I'm sure the big guy upstairs is doing this just to spite me  |
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 06:44:02 PM » |
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Dude, I mean dude.....you are a youknowwhat Forum in the waiting.
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stroh
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 06:50:29 PM » |
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I had a big "Be Careful" dissertation typed up, but I'll just leave it with a: |
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twoiron
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 06:56:51 PM » |
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I had a big "Be Careful" dissertation typed up, but I'll just leave it with a: Being the man-of-the-world that you are, I'm sure you've had similar experiences...  |
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 06:59:25 PM » |
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Dude, I mean dude.....you are a youknowwhat Forum in the waiting.
..... a golf forum?? |
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 07:10:07 PM » |
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Run.
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2008, 07:14:44 PM » |
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Jesus, all stroh gets when he smokes is encounters with Mormon missionaries.
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2008, 07:23:32 PM » |
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Jesus, all stroh gets when he smokes is encounters with Mormon missionaries.
Is that before or after? |
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stroh
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2008, 07:43:25 PM » |
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LOL
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2008, 07:55:26 PM » |
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I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.
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stroh
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2008, 07:56:59 PM » |
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I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.
Given your posts on the masturbatory arts, I find your statement not credible. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2008, 07:58:18 PM » |
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I would never have **** with someone who would have **** with me.
Given your posts on the masturbatory arts, I find your statement not credible. Why? I would never have **** with me either. Ipso facto... |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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stroh
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 08:05:21 PM » |
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Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2008, 08:06:37 PM » |
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Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
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stroh
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Re: PG-13. I'm gonna quit smoking, also known as...
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2008, 08:27:10 PM » |
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Well there’s a rose in the fisted glove.......
john.irving.surrenders [t/j] Never read(  ) or saw any of his work. [/t/j] |
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