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Gay Top Gun
« on: March 09, 2008, 06:01:11 PM » |
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My wife and I just traded Top Gun lines a little while ago. Then I saw this and got a chuckle out of it. |
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stroh
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 06:25:55 PM » |
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 07:31:44 PM » |
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
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Jules
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 07:34:30 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2008, 03:05:58 AM » |
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LMAO
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2008, 07:18:28 AM » |
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My wife and I just traded Top Gun lines a little while ago. Then I saw this and got a chuckle out of it.
I laid awake all night in the throes of Meg Ryan fantasies involving your wife.  I hope that's alright. |
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Aske
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 07:28:38 AM » |
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stroh
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 07:38:11 AM » |
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My wife and I just traded Top Gun lines a little while ago. Then I saw this and got a chuckle out of it.
I laid awake all night in the throes of Meg Ryan fantasies involving your wife. I hope that's alright. I'd worry more about Antonio Banderas kicking your ass. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 07:49:40 AM » |
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My wife and I just traded Top Gun lines a little while ago. Then I saw this and got a chuckle out of it.
I laid awake all night in the throes of Meg Ryan fantasies involving your wife. I hope that's alright. I'd worry more about Antonio Banderas kicking your ass. PFFFFFFTTTTT... You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's about the worst thing I've ever heard. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
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Aske
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 07:54:42 AM » |
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PFFFFFFTTTTT... You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. You've been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's about the worst thing I've ever heard.We are men of action, lies do not become us Anybody want a peanut? |
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Walfredo
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 08:01:37 AM » |
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I think youtube posts should require a brief synopsis of what they are about for those that don't have access to youtube at work. Just sayin'.
With that said, I recently had a lengthy discussion with my wife and one of her friends about Top Gun in which my contention was that Goose and Maverick surprisingly where the only non-homo****uals in the movie. Slider and Iceman were in fact gay lovers and victims themselves of the don't ask don't tell policy, which led them to put lame, transparent moves on the female characters. Yet happily go play shirtless volleyball once rejected NTTAWWT. I'm really much more funny in person however.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 11:32:24 AM » |
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Is there any possibility a guy with the call name Slider is not gay?
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Aske
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 11:39:01 AM » |
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Is there any possibility a guy with the call name Slider is not gay?
That would also explain his 'stink'. |
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Walfredo
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 10:22:46 AM » |
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OK finally was able to watch this at home. LMFAO. Tarantino is *goshdarn* hilarious.
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For hither not, I am the stallion.
Come fear, come love, I am the stallion.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I am, I am the stallion, mang.
You know that I am the stallion, mang.
I live, I walk, I am the stallion, mang.
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Re: Gay Top Gun
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2008, 08:41:17 PM » |
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Hilarious!!  |
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