Uisce Beatha
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Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 09:17:54 PM » |
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I think it's time to spring for better gin.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 09:28:23 PM » |
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I think it's time to spring for better gin.
Usually.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 09:31:16 PM » |
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We're always here for you.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 10:09:50 PM » |
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Swiped from elsewhere, but fitting for the thread host.............
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask
and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.
"Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink.
" Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to
his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and
Joseph!
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 10:38:53 PM » |
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"No," she replied in her abnormally husky voice, "I'm just happy to see you."
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 04:22:37 AM » |
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Is that also like cheap wine and three day growth?
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 07:09:55 AM » |
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We'll always have Paris.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 07:25:15 AM » |
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I had other plans last night. I guess in keeping with the thread, the best description would be Sloe Gin Fizz.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2008, 07:41:06 AM » |
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The cheapest stuff is all I need...
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2008, 09:40:17 AM » |
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The cheapest stuff is all I need...
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2008, 09:46:25 AM » |
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gin + ginger + lime = win
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stroh
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 09:47:48 AM » |
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Back in my Army days, we drank a lot of Gin and grapefruit juice. Haven't had one in a while.
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 09:54:32 AM » |
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gin + ginger + lime = win
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Re: Uisce, a deserted board and cheap gin
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 10:12:53 AM » |
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