Clive
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Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« on: April 02, 2008, 07:26:36 PM » |
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A motorcycle board I'm on is pretty much anything-goes. I was catching up on it just now and stumbled across this VERY NSFW gem: [name deleted], please take one hand, grab a hold of your sun-dried wrinkly-as-*fudge* leather wallet you call a testicle, and stretch it out like a see-through bat wing, and then please swipe your little pinky finger firmly against that filthy taint bump...get a decent gob of "from-unda" shmear on your finger tip....use that to seal that cum coated cock pouch you call a mouth...let it dry to a crisp. Nobody wants to hear the semi-retarded opinion of an over the hill pedophile who routinely packs a shoe box full of deep fryer lard, pokes a hole in the side and goes balls deep into it while doing deep knee bends in a cucumber patch. Anybody top that? |
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birdymaker
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 07:41:34 PM » |
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a true wordsmith.  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Spanky
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 07:56:51 PM » |
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Sounds a lot like what my Company Commander in Boot Camp said to me.
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 08:06:57 PM » |
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I wouldn't moderate him either.
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Sigurdur Hjartarson is a douche bag
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 08:18:29 PM » |
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I like that he suppressed the guy's name so as to avoid embarrassing him. Class move.
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 08:21:31 PM » |
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I wouldn't moderate him either.
You wouldn't moderate a debate between Napoleon Dynamite and Silent Bob. Why? Because you don't have the brain power to push a piss ant's moped halfway around a BB. Moderate that to oblivion bitch! |
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 08:35:02 PM » |
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And yes I've been in chat and drinking. Dangerous combination.
Torpedo is an explosion waiting to happen.
Stroh loves men (especially Clive)
Spanky sleeps in the dog house.
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gleek
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 08:58:16 PM » |
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So, Cliver, what did you post to get that guy so riled up?
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Clive
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 09:02:06 PM » |
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I like that he suppressed the guy's name so as to avoid embarrassing him. Class move. I did that. |
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 09:04:07 PM » |
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Sublime.
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stroh
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 09:07:59 PM » |
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That's pretty much how I talk to people. Especially when they're the last patient of the night.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 09:51:36 PM » |
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I like that he suppressed the guy's name so as to avoid embarrassing him. Class move. I did that. No, it was in the quoted bit. |
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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lennyquai
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 10:03:31 PM » |
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Anybody top that?
Nope. I hope Ron White comes close to that sort of wordsmithing this Saturday night, though. |
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2008, 06:10:24 AM » |
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 Unique.
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"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
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Clive
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Re: Unmoderated Forum Posts [NSFW]
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2008, 09:24:20 AM » |
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I like that he suppressed the guy's name so as to avoid embarrassing him. Class move. I did that. No, it was in the quoted bit. Yes. I did that. |
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