twoiron
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"What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« on: April 15, 2008, 02:41:14 PM » |
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Tuesday April 15, 2008
A German man has been arrested for being drunk in charge of his horse. The 56-year-old went on a bender in the town of Siegburg, tying up nag, Lucky, outside each saloon. The man was found to be three times over the legal limit by police, and spent a night in the cells.
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 02:57:35 PM » |
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Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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twoiron
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 02:59:13 PM » |
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Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.
I suppose it depends if you're riding side saddle?? |
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 03:02:13 PM » |
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i've never met a sober german.
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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twoiron
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 03:05:23 PM » |
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i've never met a sober german.
That's a fairly broad brush you're using there... how many Germans have you met??  |
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 03:08:55 PM » |
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several more than i'd like to recall.  |
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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twoiron
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 03:13:24 PM » |
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several more than i'd like to recall. .... or can't recall?? Let me ask you this... Have you ever seen a German smile??  |
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:33 PM » |
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Let me ask you this...
Have you ever seen a German smile??  |
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 04:11:43 PM » |
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Let me ask you this...
Have you ever seen a German smile?? That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****. |
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 04:12:34 PM » |
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LMAO!  |
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twoiron
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Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 04:46:31 PM » |
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Let me ask you this...
Have you ever seen a German smile?? That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****. Only if Max Mosely is involved... |
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